for Sunday, September 18, 2022
Today's gospel reminds me of a story I read about an enterprising soldier. A
young man joined the Israeli army and, after his training he was assigned to a tank
division near the Israeli Syria border. He had only been there for one week when he
went to his commanding officer and asked for a leave. The commanding officer
started laughing and then said to him, "You want a leave? You just got here. OK, I'll
give you a leave, but on one condition, you have to capture a Syrian tank."
"No problem," said the young man. Later on that afternoon, a Syrian tank waiving a
white flag pulled into the Israeli camp. The young Israeli soldier got out. The
commanding soldier said, "The leave is yours. But how did you get this tank?"
"Simple," said the soldier, "I drove to the DMZ in one of our tanks, and I saw a Syrian
soldier in one of his tanks. I asked him if he wanted a weekend pass. He said, 'Sure,'
so we switched tanks."
I believe the old comedian Danny Thomas told a story about two salesmen,
Harry and Al. Harry saw Al walking down the street and said to him, "Al, I have a great
deal for you. A real bargain! An elephant. A whole elephant. Yours for only $5,000."
Al said, "Are you crazy? What am I going to do with an elephant?" "Al," said Harry,
"This is a magnificent beast. All grey. Complete with a working trunk." Then Al said,
"But I have no place to keep an elephant. I live in a small three room apartment." "Al,"
said Harry, "Did I tell you about the tusks? Two five foot long tusks. This is a beautiful
animal. They don't make them like this anymore." At this Al went wild and started
screaming, "Look I live on the third floor, I couldn't feed the elephant. I don't even want
an elephant." "You're a hard man, Al" says Harry, "OK, I'll throw in a second whole
elephant for only a thousand bucks extra." And then Al said, "Harry, now you're
It is amazing how astute we can be when making business deals. Whether it's
buying a used car or selling a house, all of us learn how to get the most for our money.
This is not something new. It's part of human nature to get the best deal possible.
Jesus was aware of this. The parable he told about the steward who had to think quick
to get himself out of a financial jam recognized human ingenuity.
The Lord's point is that we often demonstrate our intelligence, but we don't
apply this intelligence to the one thing that really matter: our eternal salvation.
Consider the number of times we've sat down and worked out how we can use our
talents to be better Christians. Consider the number of times we've plotted out how
we can foster the practice of our faith in our families. Consider the number of times
we've thought out how we can put ourselves in situations which would avoid moral
problems we've had in the past. If we were to add up the minutes spent a month doing
this and compare them to the minutes a month spent working out our financial deals,
would there be any comparison at all? “You cannot serve God and mammon,” the
Basically, the Lord is telling us, "You have the intelligence, use it. Use it to fulfill
the mission you assumed when I called you to be my disciples. We must be as
resourceful and dedicated in the ways of God as we are in the ways of commerce and
politics. Jesus' parable challenges us to be as eager and ingenious for the sake of
God's reign, to be as ready to use our time and money to accomplish great things for
the Gospels as we are to secure our own happiness.
Some people, like those in the first reading from the prophet Amos have
perfected how they can out-smart others. They cheat with their scales. They inflate
money. That is not why God gave us intelligence. He gave us intelligence to make His
presence real in the world.
At the end of the first reading the Lord says about the cheating merchants,
"Never will I forget a thing they have done." This is bad news for them. There is good
news, though, for all who fight the temptation of the world to use others for their own
gain. There is good news for those who put Christ before immoral profit. If, as the
reading from Amos says, God is aware of the bad things that men do, it follows that He
is also aware of the good things that we do. God will never forget how you helped that
young man or young woman learn how to be a better nurse, or office worker, or
teacher or whatever, even though it was not your job to train him or her. God sees the
times that you help others and protect them from those who would take advantage of
their situation. He sees you when you convince that quite elderly neighbor that he or
she doesn’t need this or that gimmick some salesman is pressing them to get, like a
new roof when their roof is fine, or a so-called investment that would just steal their
money. God will never forget how you stepped aside from going out with your friends
because your spouse is going through a tough spell and needs you to be around. God
remembers every time you forced yourselves out of bed to take care of your children,
even when it was just to convince them that there wasn't a monster in their room.
God sees, God knows, and God loves. He is the one who prompts us to act as
Christians in the first place. We call this Grace.
Can we do it? Can we use our intelligence to withstand the pressures of the
godless elements of our society and live as true Christians? Can we be God-fearing,
God-respecting people? The Christian artist called Plumb sings, "I can't do this by
myself." She is correct. We cannot be successful in life by ourselves. But we are not
alone. God did not create us and then abandon us. Jesus did not just call us to f ollow
Him and then leave us to our own devices. God gives us His Holy Spirit to empower
us. He strengthens us with His Word and His very Body and Blood. He gives us the
courage to stand up for the poor, the vulnerable, those about to be born, those being
treated poorly by others.
The cleverness, skill and plain nerve that the manager used to save his skin,
and that the soldier used to secure a weekend pass, and that Al used to get a good
deal from Harry, we must use to make God's ways real in our world. Today we ask the
Lord to help us to use our ingenuity to promote His Kingdom.
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This material is used with permission of its author, Rev. Msgr. Joseph A. Pellegrino, Diocese of St. Petersburg, FL. Visit his
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